From Slides to Joggers, All I Want to Wear is Athleisure

WHICH IS EVEN MORE SAD CONSIDERING JOGGERS ARE SO NOT A THING ANYMORE!

To be more specific, all I want to wear is leggings, joggers, chill pants, workout shorts—basically I will never invite zippers or buttons anywhere near my crotch again.

This is sort of weird for me because I am usually the type of person who always wants to be perfectly put together no matter what the occasion. I am the type of person who has never officially owned a pair of sweatpants—although some might say that joggers can be considered them—or have ever worn them outside of the house.

I think this whole thing started a while ago when I was talking with my sister and Morgan about whether or not I should shave anymore. Something about that conversation broke my inner monologue regarding personal style, hygiene, and outward appearance.

It must have been a pretty damn good conversation right? It wasn’t, in fact, it wasn’t even a discussion it sort of just happened, but when it did I felt like I could care less about what other people thought about me.

Thus leading me to only wearing athleisure for weeks straight. Oh, the luxuries of working from home.

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Elastic bands and tiny ankle holes will be the only things dawning these long legs of mine from now until forever. I wonder how many outfits I can pull off while wearing only athleisure?

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I think the other thing that led me down this road was last years summer-of-culottes when everyone decided that swaths of fabric and open ankles were the best things since sliced bread. I love culottes as much as the next person, but something about wearing so much free-floating fabric disturbs me. Yohji Yamamoto also released a preview of his fall 2018 line, and although it was visually interesting, again the free-floating fabric covered legs disturb me.

 

 

It’s like, what actually is happening behind the fabric? I would rather have to squeeze my feet through tiny ankle holes than drown in a sea of fabric.

Oh no, is this the way minimalists begin? Was this how the blog The Minimalist started? Was it because they no longer wanted to wear actual clothes? I hate minimalism. Maybe I should start wearing swaths of fabric because more is more and less is lame. Am I right? Am I right?